“You’re too kind, fred. Idjits like Teresita would be found, clad in full burqa, nursing away at the nearest imam’s tumescent spigot.”
Ad hominem attacks are the last resort of a losing argument.

“Don’t know Teresita, that made me spew coffee, and I don’t normally “cotton to those kinda things”…”
Do yourself a favor and rectify your momentary lapse of good sense.
Surely you can hang with the guys, can’t you? That was pure man-humor (not to be confused with metro-man humor).

And certainly not to be confused with civil and reasonable discourse.