“You’re too kind, fred. Idjits like Teresita would be found, clad in full burqa, nursing away at the nearest imam’s tumescent spigot.”

Don’t know Teresita, that made me spew coffee, and I don’t normally “cotton to those kinda things”…

Surely you can hang with the guys, can’t you? That was pure man-humor (not to be confused with metro-man humor). Defend yourself, tell us how you would handle an Imam forcing your way of life. Fight? Submit? Or, would you support the people that are trying to stop it from ever getting here?