LoTM; Please don’t take this the wrong way, but have you lost your mind? Proselytizing is a crime punishable by death in Afghanistan, and the intention to flood the country with missionaries of any sort would be the surest way to bring all the muji’s who are sitting this one out (there are many) into the fight.

On the other side.

There are some things that you shouldn’t even joke about. Don’t point guns at your face or at your buddy, don’t pop red flares in the middle of a TIC just for grins, and don’t talk about sending missionaries to Afghanistan.