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stevesmith
westerncanadian has retired for the second (and final) time from his Professional Association. He is now Steve Smith, a retired Professional Forester.
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Another consequence was to put Green organizations and their funding under a microscope.

To continue the parasite metaphor, that’s another problem when the parasite gets too greedy and sucks too much life out of the host. At least when the host is intelligent. At low levels of infestation, the host doesn’t really notice the parasites and goes on about it’s business. But when the infestation gets worse, the host goes to the doctor and gets some blood tests.

DOC: Well Mr. Canuk, looks like you’ve got a greenworm problem.

CANUK: A what?

DOC: Greenworms. They’re caused by watching nature documentaries instead of actually spending time outdoors.

CANUK: Are they dangerous?

DOC: Potentially fatal. They work their way towards the heart and brain. But you can control them with lifestyle and diet, if you’re willing to stick with it. We have some Sunshine pills that can help too…

Anyway, a rivadurchie westerncanadian and welcoe stevesmith.

Oh, and ah, keep your stick on the ice.