Folks, it’s been nice chatting with you. If the new laws allow a person to post from a prison cell, maybe we’ll be able to keep in touch after the show trials.

Next, expect the administration of the guy with the red nose and orange fright wig (but he really truly is an EVIL clown…) to ban private ownership of all weapons. Definition of what constitutes a weapon will be situational. Yep, a pillow or a bowl of soup can be a deadly weapon in the hands of an angry citizen. Hillarious has already fessed up that she’s been “negotiating” with some U.N. bureaucrats to work out terms of a treaty to hand over control of U.S. citizen’s gun rights to the United Nations.

Doesn’t that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy? Think of all those little third-world thugs in $1500-dollar Seville Row suits, molesting the hotel staff, and lighting their Habana Especiales with hundred dollar bills earned by pimping out the children of their peasants back home. Same guys who were so helpful in Rwanda, Darfur, Lebanon, Indonesia, Iraq, Sreberniça, et cetera ad infinitum.

The only hope is that these ass-brains are really as effing estupido as their foreign policy indicates.

That means they’ve never learned from, say, old episodes of Mr. Wizard that you can create a dandy explosion with a candle, a cup of sifted flour, and a soda straw. Talk about yer “self-rising” whole wheat…

Pray.