Snark Alert:

I’m chastened, I’m chastened. You have shown the power of your reasoning and I have seen the light.

Oh, I have been so mistaken through the years to think that America should defend itself against terrorists, for America’s worst enemy is truly George W. Bush. Oh, I have been so mistaken through the years to think that Saddam Hussein ever celebrated the September 11 attacks or ever supported terrorism. Oh, I have been so mistaken through the years to think that Barack Obama cheated his way into power.

I should have understood the importance of Change, for Change, Hope, and Progress have become the central sacraments of the American communion without which it is not possible to think straight. I should have understood how cowboys ought to respect their social betters in political affairs and defer to their superior judgment. I should have understood how Barack Obama has become America’s guiding light.

And now, I understand that all who reject The Teachings of the Sun God are heathens who must be redeemed through being put to death.

Oh yes, I understand how civility must be sacrificed at the altar of righteousness and how America must purify itself from the ignorant bigots who dare to question Senator Obama’s greatness.

Oh yes, I’m chastened, chastened now to understand how we must replace the old order with the House of the Rising Sun and how The Blessed Obama must be the amazing grace that will save America.

Now let’s sing the Hallelujah chorus of “Yes We Can”.