If somebody is hell-bent on a 16-month timetable to “end the war”, then it would be advisable to simply use thermite and HE on the equipment and let the troops board their
transportation with nothing but the clothes they are wearing.

I am not being faceticious. In the aftermath
of a precipitate withdrawal, the equipment will be useless after being returned to the US. No American soldier would be allowed to use it anywhere in the world other than on those Americans who disapproved of the rout.

Matter of fact, why don’t we just e-mail the soldiers their discharge papers where they are and let them find their way home, if they
can. We shall have no farther need of military personnel once the Obama-messiah proclaims peace. Oops, I take all this back.
Gotta invade Pakistan you know.