Obambus’ arguments this morning that we need to ratify START so Russia stays our friend and lets us resupply Afghanistan through their territory and satellites

Now dear please take the gun out of the drawer and hand it to the nice man with the knife at my throat. He promises that if we do so he will continue to deliver pizzas and may even fix the cable line. His father may have burned down our neighbor’s house but he has promised to be much nicer. We don’t want to make him unhappy. Do we?