Try using the heliograph to locate Buddy.

Even if you find him, it won’t do any good because you can’t trade in this market, not even if you’re Buddy – the shorts lose as much as the long trades because the swings are too wild (another reason why I am cool to conspiracy – just not smart enough to pull off something this complicated).

Franklin Delano “Raines” on the parade and copy cats follow suit and bet red. What’s black and white and read all over? A news rag headlining a financial crisis.