What a life-changing event! Shamed by a Good Sister for busting on a latina woman. My God, he actually hurt someone’s feelings! And another minority at that! Absolutely the worst mortal sin in the Progressive canon! And yet He faced His shame, had His dark night of the soul and emerged as the buddha-like figure we now know and love.

Only someone who grew up on the upper west side and whose toughest life experience was cramming for finals can buy this shit.