Ernie G.,

My gut instincts agree with yours. In a galaxy far, far away, there once was a 2LT who, cleaning out his desk, found a whole stack of Top Secret cover sheets (you probably remember those), and since he had no use for them at the time, tossed them into the garbage can. The resulting snit storm still causes reflexive aligning of his thumbs along the seams of his trousers and rigid straightening of his backbone and the pressing of his chin into his neck.