Water vapor, like carbon dioxide, absorbs infrared (heat) radiation. By the same logic, water vapor is a very dangerous greenhouse gas. And, there is much more water vapor in the air than CO2, so it is even more dangerous.

After you buy your mandated no-coverage health insurance, each one of you must put in place a plan to stop your water vapor emissions when you breathe, as well as your personal carbon dioxide emissions. This can easily be accomplished by 50 pound portable masks with replaceable lime cannisters that will last several hours. Making these masks and cannisters will create Green Jobs, which will solve the unemployment problem.

Otherwise, the New York Times and the EPA will get enough authority from the White House to “bring you into compliance”.