[The news came as Wikileaks founder Julian Assange expressed fears he could be arrested. The Telegraph says he “has been warned by ‘inside sources in the White House’ not to return to the US as he could be arrested.”]

Boo-freaking-hoo. Mr. Assange should have been given the following message from the White House: “Be very careful when starting your car, when you cross the street, when you are out in public and always make sure to lock your doors. In other words, be afraid, be very afraid.”