#29. Don Rodrigo

Assange should be arrested.

It won’t happen. If he was, he would probably sing, and the lyrics would be very embarrassing to certain Very Important People. Of course it may not be Assange who suffers the fatal accident, but I’m reasonably sure one will happen down the line that conveniently plugs the chain of information. It may very well be the person who he claims provided him the data. The song will not be sung.

Hey, hey, hey–its the Chicago way.