Dear Juveniles,

“I assume you use a pseudonym like everyone else and your real name is something like Wesley Butkis. How many Bob Murphys are in the phone book?”

Those, sir, are fighting words. I dare you to call someone a liar to their face.

“Roy sounds like he’s old, cranky and in pain. I wonder if he’s also self-medicating”

What can I say, Dear Nahncee? Personal ad hominen attacks without provocation do not a rational, mature person make.

Regards,
Roy