Wretchard says: It’s like being in an insane asylum where inmates calling themselves Napoleon, Alexander the Great and Moses are playing cards and ask you to join them. Do you go along and play the game as ‘Julius Caesar’ or do you just try and climb the lowest part of the perimeter wall and hope to God you can get out?

You could try playing the game as ‘Sigmund Freud’ and see whether that drives them sane, or play it as ‘J. Robert Oppenheimer’ and just threaten to nuke them.