here we go, linked from drudge:

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/138210

Iran Offers to Rescue Obama from Oil Spill Mess
by Tzvi Ben Gedalyahu
Iran has offered to help solve the massive Gulf of Mexico oil spill and extricate U.S. President Barack Obama from the mess that has caused his already sinking popularity to drop even further.
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No doubt Adam Gadahn will show up with bales of goat hair to help soak up the spill as well.

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Also that McChrystal has offered his resignation.