I once was lost but now I am found
I was blind but now I see.

Our sages, of blessed memory, said that, in hell, the inmates are given bowls of soup with spoons so long that they cannot feed themselves and so they are condemned to hunger in front of their food, in heaven, the arrangement is the same, but the inmates feed each other.

John McCain died and was sent to hell and found heaven.

Barack Obama is narcissus pinning to see only the image of his beloved.