I predict that the sun is going to rise in the east tomorrow.

That California public employee unions will oppose cuts in state spending.

That little kids will play in the surf on Florida beaches.

That their moms will worry about looking fat in their bathing suits.

That upwards of 90 percent of those renting “Murder She Wrote” DVDs from Netflix will be women over 55.

That when I take my run today, I will see a bird in my neighborhood.

That very few of those who go to church tomorrow will be Muslims.

I predict donuts will be served after some of those church services. Glazed *and* chocolate-covered. Bavarian creme, uhhh, not so much.

I predict 1-1/2 inches of rain … somewhere.

Let’s see how I do.