you can’t invest in Boobs, Mikhail, not only is that a wasting asset but it’s got real high maintenance fees. What’s worse, it is one of the only assets that can decide to pay interest to other investors without you knowing about it, and if it decides to take off completely it has the disturbing ability to drag most of your other assets along with it.

And after that you’ll end up with a lot of free time which can be used to write bitter posts about how cruel, shallow and heartless the wimmins are.