Andrew is not in politics, he is in love. And while I may have fallen for Gov. Palin it is like, you know, totally Platonic and, you know, about ideas and stuff. Gas, for instance.

Obviously, that was not a parody of a Sen. Obama speech because 16% of the words would have to be “I,” as in: “I will cure cancer. I will get your children to read. I will, leading like minded statesman, get I-ran to I-nnihilate Israel — I mean! Drop its bombs, I mean, drop its guns, I mean, uh, disarm. And. This election is not about me.”