'This struggle must be organised, according to “all the rules of the art”, by people who are professionally engaged in revolutionary activity.'

‘This struggle must be organised, according to “all the rules of the art”, by people who are professionally engaged in revolutionary activity.’

Lenin is right up there on the list of Worst Human Beings of All Time, and the evil that he did lives on after him. After his death, the Russians embalmed him in the hopes that he, at least symbolically, would rise again; to this day, they still replace what’s obviously a wax dummy whenever it shows signs of melting, perhaps due to its proximity to Hades. Here he is again with his buddies Marx and Engels and a couple of other guys:

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Looking Left, into the Future — hey, wait a minute, that’s the Past!

Now, before you complain that Adolf Hitler was a man of the Right, please remember that the name of his political movement was the National SOCIALIST German WORKERS Party. He didn’t have a Beard, but he had a hell of a Mustache. He was great believer in one man, one vote, one time:

'With the brow and the fist -- vote for the Front Soldier, Hitler'

‘Workers with the brow and the fist — vote for the Front Soldier, Hitler’

Once in office, Hitler made it pretty clear that he was not just a man, he was a movement unto himself. The entire German nation would henceforth act in concert according to the so-called Fuehrer-Prinzip, which basically meant Do It My Way or Die.

ein volk

Loosely translated: ‘We’re all in this together’

Hitler wanted other nations to see the Light of collectivity, so when he got hungry for half of Poland as part of the Drang nach Osten, he happily jungled up with his fellow socialist, Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili — Stalin to you — as they collectively devoured Europe. What a lovely couple they made: