<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/michaelledeen/2009/01/07/please-stop-me-before-i-kill-myself/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 01:17:36 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Please, STOP ME before I kill myself</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Sometimes the mullahs really outdo themselves.  They have a great natural flair for slapstick (if only we had a secretary of state who wanted to poke fun at the Iranian regime, she could have her own prime time show), but this latest is a classic.  Remember the scene in the movie &amp;#8220;Hook&amp;#8221; where Captain Hook holds a flintlock pistol to hs head and says to the loyal Smee &amp;#8220;don&amp;#8217;t try to stop me, Smee&amp;#8221;?  And Smee just stands there.  So Hook says, &amp;#8220;don&amp;#8217;t you dare try to stop me, Smee.&amp;#8221;  And Smee just stands there.  And then Hook erupts, &amp;#8220;Smee!  STOP ME!!&amp;#8221;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:02:25 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Michael Ledeen]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/michael-ledeen/2009/01/07/please-stop-me-before-i-kill-myself-n186312</link></item></channel></rss>