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Morality, For Sale at a Store Near You

Finding virtue next to the frozen-foods aisle.

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Leslie Loftis

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February 2, 2014 - 2:00 pm
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Preparing for the Houston Ice Storm 2014, Part Deux, I hit the grocery store. I was in that ready-alert state of mind that allows a person to see details usually missed. The promotional-items section at the front of the store caught my eye, as Kroger has designed it to do. They featured a new brand, Simple Truth. I think the product was potato chips, but I don’t recall because the name grabbed my attention.

A bunch of ideas came to my mind. One, the name reminded me of the Innocent  and Honest juices that annoy me so. These juice brands show up at parties, and when kids are running amok, tattling and the like, the names make me wonder if the branding is some sort of wishful thinking. Innocent even has a little halo in the logo. Honest goes for word play with Honest Tea, Honest Aid, and Honest Kids. The kid juices come in an annoying punch pouch that supposedly catches spills but actually makes the pouches almost impossible to puncture with the plastic straw. I avoid Innocent and Honest brands as a rule.

Two, I got an ear worm from Jonah Goldberg. I have a few of his old articles about consumer morality memorized. (I started reading him back in the days when one still had to print, rather than bookmark, favorite articles. I read them more than once.) The Simple Truth triggered this quote to playback:

Perhaps it was when Nietzsche pronounced God dead that so many decided to do His job themselves. Today, we are our own priests. Our truths are own “inner truths.” Our morality is bought retail.

I’ve seen this morality bought retail everywhere from furniture to fashion to food. A few years ago, I blogged about a WSJ article on triple-figure designer jeans. I wrote, “For the hefty price tag you get a pair of jeans and a public statement that you have enough money to afford such jeans and that you care about workers and the environment. … Fab jeans and good works for a couple hundred bucks–no actual action required.” I got comments about how cool this was. My sarcasm went largely unnoticed.  

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my classmate's aunt makes $63 /hr on the internet . She has been without a job for ten months but last month her paycheck was $20721 just working on the internet for a few hours. visit their website......WWW.Gawkjob.COM
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Oy, that YouTube plug for Axe Peace irritates me. And it did the first 300 times I saw it, too.
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I keep thinking it may be worth it to find out the chemical composition of green dye. However, I have no idea how this can be done.

In the late 1800s, green wallpaper was all the rage, but after people got sick, it was discovered that arsenic was used to make the green color. Just sayin'!
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Then there are the original red M&M's. Or in Beatrix Potter stories, when the table is set with lead knives and forks.
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AISLE
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In my defense, a couple of the grocery stores I frequent use those chiller ice box displays. They set them up as islands in the middle of the aisles, but yeah, aisles.
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I think it's smarter to release them earlier. It's something to talk about besides two teams that aren't your teams, and adds the anticipation of seeing a spot you already know on the air.
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