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Will Roger Ebert Biopic Be a Big Bust?

Back in 1970, the unlikely friendship between a grizzled WWII vet and a shy young movie critic made (cult) movie history.

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Kathy Shaidle

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October 24, 2013 - 4:30 pm
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Expect plenty of heated reaction when they announce who will play Roger Ebert in the recently greenlit biopic about his collaboration with director Russ Meyer on the 1970 cult classic Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

Movie geeks know the story by heart:

The macho, boisterous, “right wing” Meyer befriended a young, nerdy, liberal Ebert, after the latter defended Meyer’s ribald “nudie” flicks about big-busted ball-busters in the Wall Street Journal.

When a sclerotic Twentieth Century Fox picked outsider Meyer to make a movie that all the hip, happening young fans of Easy Rider would flock to see, Meyer dragged young (but not at all hip or happening) Ebert down from Chicago to Hollywood to work on a script.

In a few weeks, Ebert bashed out Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, a frenetic, psychedelic extravaganza about an all-girl rock band and their young, decadent, sexually ambiguous pals — directed by a raving heterosexual WWII veteran who hated modern music and all its commie pinko hippie pomps and works.

Meyer directed his actors not to blink for some reason, and, more importantly, never told them they were starring in a comedy — all the better to wring out their most serious, histrionic performances.

And keeping a straight face must have been hard for performers obliged to utter such Ebert-penned gems as “this is my happening and it freaks me out!” — later lifted with a wink by Mike Meyers for his Austin Powers films — and “you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!”

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As long as they leave out the last 15 years of his life where he was an unbearable, pompous ass, it should be a drive-in favorite where the liberals can watch it whilst smoking some pot.
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There are no statues of critics.
1 year ago
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I'm sure this movie will be a critical masterpiece; every left wing extremist, tinkerbell and Hollywood elitist will SWEAR it's the best film ever made. They'll point to the handful of it's oscar nominations as proof.
Alas, the message will be lost on hundreds of millions of American like me who will not spend the $10-15 movie ticket price on a worthless piece of crap like this.
1 year ago
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Counting down until Ebert's wife / widow elbows her way to the forefront, and attempts to take over the project. (She can be played by Michelle Obama in the movie ... which I will never, ever, watch.)
1 year ago
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I hate to ask the obvious quesiton but do we really NEED a film biography of Roger Ebert? He didn't cure cancer, didn't fight gallantly in a war, didn't feed the hungry and didn't do anything that could be described as bettering the human condition. He was just one more film critic in a nation that is eyebrow deep in such persons. Maybe his relationship with Russ Meyer was sort of interesting but can it carry a two-hour film? As for casting the part - Who cares? There aren't too many chubby leading men in Hollywood. Maybe the chameleon-like Johnny Depp will put on a couple of pounds and get the part. And there's always Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
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Will the biopic about Ebert be a winner or a bomb? Depends totally on who's been hired to write the screenplay. Shaidle doesn't even consider that factor. Maybe because she believes, along with the other 98%, that film is a visual medium and only the director counts. Sorry to introduce a little reality into the subject of film but it's all about the script. So if someone with brains, passion, talent and perseverance is hired on as writer, well then the film stands a chance of being first rate.
1 year ago
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Er, Ricpic:

The "bust," er, line was simply a cutesy pun on Meyer's favorite type of female.

LIghten up.
1 year ago
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True story - Some years ago a friend and I were watching a Russ Meyer flick on VCR. I can't remember which one and the fact that we were drinking heavily may have had something to do with it. One of us got the bright idea of actually calling Russ Meyer and telling him what a great guy we thought he was. (Did I mention that I was drunk?) We called the phone number on the VCR jacket for Meyer's production company in San Diego. To our amazement Russ himself answered. Turned out that he was running his operation out of his home at this time. We described ourselves as fans of his ourve and he was sort of gruff but ultimately couldn't have been nicer. (I think he had been drinking too.) He patiently answered questions from two drunken idiots for about fifteen minutes and told us were we could more easily purchase Russ Meyer products. Try doing that with Steven Spielberg.
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best comment ever!
1 year ago
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True. They don't make 'em like that anymore.
1 year ago
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Desperate for material, Hollywood has hit the abyss when films about mediocre malcontents are considered worthy of bankrolling. Gene Siskel brought life to the duo. Ebert sulked. If Ebert hadn't suffered for a long period with facial cancer, scant few would have remembered him today.
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Ebert was a knowledgable film critic who knew how to write, but he was a confirmed leftist, which strongly affected his take on movies. I followed him from when he was a columnist at the Daily Illini at the University of Illinois through his career as a film critic and TV personality. He and Siskel were a great team. They worked well together but often disagreed, which created a certain tension between them.

While Beyond the Valley of the Dolls may have been hip or camp back in the 1970s, its value can be judged by all the great screenwriting jobs Ebert got afterwards. I see no value in making a film about Ebert and Meyer collaborating on this movie - but it's often hard to understand Hollywood values and choices.
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The only thing I find more tedious than celebrities are movies about them. Yes, I'm a cultural snob. I feel that one of most disastrous cultural events of the 20th century was the elevation of people so mundane that you probably wouldn't even want to have a drink with them into mega-celebrities. The more celebrated the vapid became, the less we saw of genuine talent. These day you watch a movie and it's hard to tell the characters apart because they all look so much alike. Are they chosen for their cookie-cutter appearance? This does make them archetypes and easier to process, I guess. Or do they all just go to the same plastic surgeon? Actors used to have individuality, quirkiness and actresses had glamour and mystery. Now that the actors are all so much alike the only thing that matters is the script and the special effects. Thank God for TCM!
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