If you ever got kidnapped, I’d hope they’d find your body right away because then at least I’d know you weren’t being tortured in a basement.
But then she’d reassure me that nobody would want to kidnap me anyhow, because we weren’t rich, like the Hearsts.
Because that’s why I worried so much: the Patty Hearst kidnapping was such a huge deal when I was a child.
So was the Chowchilla incident, when a schoolbus was hijacked and all the kids were hidden underground.
When I got older, I wondered why my mother had child abduction on the brain.
I’d assumed the whole kidnapping thing was a uniquely 1970s phenomenon, like hitchiking and hijacking.
Had weird scary things happened to children when she was growing up, too?