4.Presidents, Parades, and Elephants?
Living in the same city as the president has its perks… and some disadvantages. One of those disadvantages is cruising down your normal route only to find that it has been blocked off to accommodate the president’s motorcade, a parade, or a street festival. NOW you have to wait 20 minutes and try not to piss off the police officer directing traffic…wish I could get the A-List treatment! But wait! Not only does the Prez get special treatment, but also pachyderms! True story, I’ve been stopped to allow a group of circus elephants to cross an intersection…I told you D.C. was a circus!