Doomsday Preppers Week 13: Pain Is Good
Don lives in Juneau, but if things get bad, he’ll make the 800-mile trek to meet Craig at his hidden shelter. Don’s concern isn’t an economic collapse, but a tsunami.
Twice a year, Don and Craig meet at their bug-out location to stock up on food, and by food, they mean big game. Here, as a sportsman, I get ticked off.
Whether it was merely cutscenes to create an event that didn’t actually happen or an accurate protrayal, the producers of Doomsday Preppers create the image of an attempted aquatic drive-by of a moose. Emily and Craig see a moose standing knee-deep in the river, Emily fires and misses the 1,600 pound animal cleanly (which I personally find suspect as close as they appear to be), and then Craig guns the boat to get closer so that Emily can get a shot before Bullwinkle can escape into the thick riverside brush. They are unsuccessful, and the moose lives for another day.
If this were a real survival situation, I could understand the need to put aside hunting ethics for the sake of survival, but this isn’t such a situation, and the appearance of attempting to run a moose down for a rushed shot on moving game from a moving, unstable platform was sickening, whether or not it was all for show.
The show’s prepping experts from Practical Preppers give Craig and Don the highest score of any prepper on the show so far, and an estimated survival time of 16-20 months. Amusingly, Craig doesn’t think the experts from the lower 48 have any clue what they are talking about, and invites them to kiss… well… not his moose.







Hawaii will be a racist dream, with race warfare breaking out almost immediately followed by long luau's on the beach serving long pig.
Hawaii will be a racist dream, with race warfare breaking out almost immediately followed by long luau's on the beach serving long pig.
And actually the far north and the entire rural area of Alaska would be the ones with the best chance of surviving a breakdown since they somewhat live on a subsistence food economy anyway and the starving people from the urban areas would have great difficulty getting out into The Bush. That said, a lot of them would die too. (show less)
Don't worry. If the dysintery doesn't get them, the staph infection will.
Don't worry. If the dysintery doesn't get them, the staph infection will.
Second best is a bunker basement living area good for
at least a week, and preferably a month in isolation.
Second best is a bunker basement living area good for
at least a week, and preferably a month in isolation.
The Hawaiian couple are the anti-Snake, the don't know how to live off the land. At least they didn't embarrass their kids on t.v. Like comet lady did. And why was he sometimes shown with a back pack?
The Hawaiian couple are the anti-Snake, the don't know how to live off the land. At least they didn't embarrass their kids on t.v. Like comet lady did. And why was he sometimes shown with a back pack?
I have a bug out bag... (show more)
I have a bug out bag good for a few days for each family member if I have to evacuate due to a tsunami; I don't think I'd evacuate for anything else. I have a nice generator and enough goods to go a week or two without real sacrifice, a month with some discomfort, and the wherewithal to make sure it stays mine. Anything that looks to last longer than that, you need to figure out how to get out of Alaska or be prepared to kill and eat your neighbors or vice versa.
And mythology notwithstanding, most Alaskans are urban or suburbanites who live a pretty comfortable modern existence. We have all that good stuff out there and to a greater or lesser degree some of us have learned to use it. Sure we can kill a moose with a $20K or more jet boat or a chartered or personal floatplane to get it to us. I caught a LOT of fish in Southeast Alaska with a $100K boat with all the modern conveniences and the latest greatest technology; the boat was pretty good for sport caught pretty tourists, too, and I could do dashing Alaskan sea captain with the best of them. (show less)
After all- its TV - its entertainment for the lowest common denominator.
After all- its TV - its entertainment for the lowest common denominator.