<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>PJ Media</title><link>https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2013/02/20/cats-are-inferior-to-dogs/feed/</link><description>PJ Media is a leading news site covering culture, politics, faith, homeland security, and more. Our reporters and columnists provide original, in-depth analysis from a variety of perspectives.</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2026 10:45:35 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>5 Reasons Cats Are Inferior to Dogs in Every Way</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Are cats really the Honey Boo Boo of the animal world? No, Honey Boo Boo is the Honey Boo Boo of the animal world, while cats are more like the Lindsay Lohan of the animal world &amp;#8212; difficult, unpredictable, hard to like, and probably high on catnip. Oh, cats look cute when they&amp;#8217;re in the bobblehead kitten stage or swatting away at yarn, but as you get to know the little beasts, you start to realize that they&amp;#8217;re merely trying to lull you into complacency so they can steal your breath after you fall asleep. An old wives’ tale? Well, is it just an old wives’ tale that if a cop beats a hippy with his nightstick then he&amp;#8217;ll have good luck for seven years? I think not. On the other hand, dogs are superior to cats in every way and if you don&amp;#8217;t agree, well then, good luck with your empty life without a soul.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 07:00:48 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[John Hawkins]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://pjmedia.com/john-hawkins/2013/02/20/cats-are-inferior-to-dogs-n144535</link></item></channel></rss>