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7 Types of Dudes Who Annoy Everyone Just By Their Very Existence

Know when people say, "Just be yourself"? Well, don't.

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John Hawkins

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January 30, 2013 - 7:00 am

Brony

2) Bronies

Grown-ass men do not watch My Little Pony or, worse yet, dress like characters from the show and say things like, “Friendship is magic.” Not only is it weird and effeminate, it’s creepy. It’s hard to tell whether these losers are closet pedophiles or have decided to rave about a cartoon show for little girls as part of some sort of psychic rejection of adulthood and manliness. On behalf of everyone who knows you and doesn’t want to hurt your feelings, let me say, “Being a Bronie is a desperate psychic cry for help from some deep part of your subconscious. Answer it and go see a psychologist, weirdo!”

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You might want to read #3's description again and then take a long look in the mirror.
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Is there a subtype of #3 that texts all day long, overuses LOL, and gets off on kicking people when they're down?
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