Taking Forever in the Bathroom
The bathroom. For women, it’s a place where you get in, do what you need to do, and get out. For men, however, it’s apparently a magical wonderland filled with enjoyment. That’s sure is how it seems to us when we see you take an hour to get your business done in there.
In all seriousness, though, what is it about men and taking forever in the bathroom? Now that there are smart phones and tablets, the problem’s even worse. There are endless forms of bathroom entertainment nowadays for men to take advantage of, which means that men have an excuse to take even longer to spend an hour doing something that really should only take two minutes. And why is that? Sure, you can sit in there and play Angry Birds to your heart’s content. But couldn’t you just do that, I don’t know, on the couch or something? Why the bathroom? (It’s even more confusing because we know what it smells like in there after you’re done, so why hang out and soak up that stench?) There’s no reason to spend so long in the bathroom. Just get in there, do what you gotta do, and get out.