Sir Isaac Newton As a Badass Action Hero
via Rob Cohen To Direct Action Movie about Sir Isaac Newton – News – GeekTyrant.
This story is so outlandish, I feel as if I have to start with a disclaimer that this is not a joke. If you have even the most basic education, you’re probably familiar with the three laws of Sir Isaac Newton. If you don’t have a basic education, I’d imagine you’re probably familiar with Three Films of Rob Cohen: xXx, The Fast and The Furious, and The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. (I’m just kidding about that ‘lack of education part.’ I liked the first Fast and the Furious movie.)
Now the two are gloriously coming together, as THR reports Cohen has signed on to co-write and direct an action movie (again – not a joke) about Sir Isaac Newton and the time he spent as chief detective and head of the British Mint. But a movie apparently isn’t enough to hold this story; they’re working on a graphic novel to go along with the script.
This isn’t a bad concept for a film. (Though, with Cohen directing you can count on mediocrity.)
Perhaps one of the villains from Yellow Submarine would be appropriate for a film about Newton? I seem to recall the Renaissance scientist doing battle with falling apples in real life too.








Well if you can turn Sherlock Holmes into an action hero, Avraham Lincoln into a Vampire Slayer, Newton why not? I’m patiently waiting for Dolly Madison or Marie Antoinette to become wonder women of their period! I’m ok with most or this and I go to se Coehns’ product for entertainment value-not historical. If I want historical I always go for Tarantino. OK I would if I were a product of the education system after 1962, fortunately I am too old!
Cheers and check your George Lucas’s! lightsabers at the door please!
He WAS an action here, superhuman strength and all. All in the original.
I meant Holmes, of course.
Coming soon to a theater near you: Mahatma Gandhi, Nazi Killer!
(Starring Sylvester Stallone as Gandhi. They’re still casting the Mother Teresa part, but I understand that Gina Carrano has the pole position.)
Hey, check out the preview for Gandhi 2 in Weird Al’s UHF.
“I understand that Gina Carrano has the pole position.”
I see what you did there….
Extra points if they have him use calculus to solve a problem.
That’s “Method of Fluxions” to you, sonny.
Yep, if it actually shows him using mathematics and the laws of physics he discovered to crack a case, that would be AWESOME. Personally, I love the idea of a great scientist as an action hero.
I thought Newton was already the equal and opposite Reaction Hero…
Thank you! I got a good laugh out of that.
Newton really was a detective who broke up counterfeiting rings, and he hung out in seedy parts of London to do it and used scientific brilliance and so on just like Sherlock Holmes did, though I am not aware that he got into brawls.
In Bioware’s 2010 video game “Mass Effect 2,” a drill sergeant in the background refers to Sir Isaac Newton as, “[T]he meanest son of a **** in space.”. A t-shirt is available.
I will say that The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor gave Roger Ebert the opportunity to use one of the best lines of his long career:
“In this movie there is a mummy, a tomb, a dragon, and an emperor. If you came to the movie to see these things, you will not be disappointed.”
By the sounds of it, the movie is probably based on this book of his real life exploits:
http://www.amazon.com/Newton-Counterfeiter-Detective-Scientist-ebook/dp/B003K16PAA/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1339525245&sr=8-3&keywords=isaac+newton+detective
Died a virgin, proud of it, and something must have really changed in H’wood.
Sir Isaac Newton as immortal, power hungry maniac: Shield by Jonathan Hickman (Marvel Comics)