3. High Heels Are Really Bad for Your Feet

Most every woman has experienced wearing a pair of shoes to a fancy event that were like mini torture chambers on her feet. She has smiled and been charming on the outside, while inside her head is a deafening, clanging, roar begging her to sit down and take those goddam things off! This X-ray explains it all:

Does she swear off high heels forever? Of course not. Not even for a day. Does she worry about how gnarled and painful her feet will be when she’s older? No. She pretends she doesn’t know because … hello! Look at these: