Like many recovering alcoholics, I’m a shameless snob about other people’s drugs of choice.

Cocaine? That’s yuppie stuff.

Heroin? Eww.

Weed is the worst. I’ve never met a chronic pothead who wasn’t a lazy, paranoid, petulant, overweight mess, spouting cliched observations they mistakenly believe are profound:

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So this is all I have to say about Cheech & Chong…

Here are two stoners at work:

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And here are two alcoholics:

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Any questions?