Since that first interview, people have just spontaneously risen up and headed to Wall Street, including people who aren’t “organizers” — they’re just really organized. Big labor unions, including the government union SEIU, have thrown in their massive and taxpayer funded support for their anti-taxpayer agenda. A rep from SEIU, Oren Sugarland, commented yesterday down at the protest, “We think people would approve of our message of tearing down Wall Street. Because wouldn’t they all rather be employed by the government? Hell yeah they would! Benefits up the wazoo! Retirement? BAM! Paid for. Health care? BAM! You got it. Job security where you don’t have to work very hard? Done! All you got to do is sign away your life to us. I mean, sign up!”
I bought this union thug costume from the Halloween shop.
As the protests grow and become organized, not-organizers are trying to control the message. As rumors of George Soros’ involvement spread, non-organizing organized insiders insist, “All of this has just sprung up from the interconnected consciousness of the dregs of society, I mean, the unemployed public. It is slanderous to say otherwise. It is not impossible to create a website, maps, Twitter account, buy loads of supplies, recruit medical staff, and rally thousands of people in a few days.”
John and his gaggle confirm that they “didn’t think this protest up themselves as individuals.” John’s friend Jenny Morgan said, “It’s from the collective consciousness, you know, where we are all interconnected (unless you are from Wall Street, then your connection has become broken)…what was I saying? Oh, yeah, because a sign just materialized in my hands saying Kill the Greedy Wall Street Workers, and food has just magically appeared, and I am feeling so much love right now.” Gushed Jenny: “It’s a beautiful thing. It was our destiny to come here which is why we got lost. This is a much better circus than the circus we were going to.”
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Disclaimer: This is satire. All interviews, speculations, quotes, and exclamations were obtained in the 4th dimension, in the world of what might have been. It is not to be regarded as a reflection of what any actual, 1st dimension, i.e., reality right now, people or persons said in real life, for real. In other words, it’s all fake.
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This was hilarious! I loved it!
Aren’t Soros, Moore, SEIU, ACORN, CAIR, ISNA, Obama, Holder, NBPP, the Unions, Union Chiefs…
all part of the 1%? Just asking.
There’s a little catch there, Sunny. When you trim too much of the bill away, what’s left won’t be accepted. So, trim away too much, half or more, what’s left to the taxpayer is worthless. Ahhh, consider the old silver dimes struck before 1965. I’m told that it is now worth three dollars and change. It used to be worth ten cents. The dime hasn’t changed. So, what does this tell us? The purchasing power of the three dollars and change now is the same as ten cents was in 1964. In other words, the dollar is worthless. Add on the deductions you demonstrated and what is left?
SOMETHING FOR NOTHING $hit in
“It’s all about me and my needs.”
You turned a park into a 5 acre urinal
You killed small business due to your violent vulgar presence
And this is what democrats align themselves with ?
Cash your check from Soros/SEIU, point your birkenstocks back towards your parents basement where
You live, smoke another bowl and continue to dillude yourself that you mad a difference
The rest of us have to go back to work so we can pay taxes to put the park back in shape
Assholes!!!!
Welcome Sunny, you bring to the party a fun addition for the PJ Media groopies to enjoy.
I read your piece on OWS and the content seemed so logical to me that it was not until the disclaimer at the end that I realized it was satire…satire so close to reality is truly great satire. (I thought I recognized the protester with his finger “THROUGH” his nose from earlier videos of the goings on at Liberty/ Zuccotti park.)
Looking forward to more from your link.
Thank you Roger for keeping PJM an evolving source of information and entertainment, and thank you Claudia Rosett for introducing me to Pajamas…oops, PJ Media
Just great young lady just great!
redball6
I love this Sunny! Thank you Roger.
IT’s snowing on Wall St. They’ll all expectus to pay for their pneumonia treatments as they don’t work. Guess it’s hard to get a job when you take useless majors in college.
– are still scary.
GREAT PIECE! It is INSANE that they are sometimes mentioned in the same breath as the Tea Party…. But found another way to laugh at it. This guy did a FUNNY vid that uses FOOD to make fun of the Nuts downtown….. Worth a click for a LOL Funny Occupy Wall Street Dinner!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z02HHKSd8pw
Sunny,
Became a fan with your hilarious video on wearing the hijab. Thank God for satire. Without it, we might all go mad. Keep it up. More and more of us love you.
Good stuff. Crank up the calliope! Sunny is hilarious. I’ve watched her hajib youtube three or four times now, and it still cracks me up. Yeah it really astounds me that Democrat officeholders are not running like scalded dogs from this “movement” of the unemployable.
A 1%er is an outlaw biker. If hippies keep baiting those guys they’ll get stomped like rats in a closet.
Snowflakes of the world unite! Giant Snowballs!
If baiting fools into self-humiliation isn’t a crime, then it should be.
So what if Soros were funding the protests? It’s not like he’s part of the government or anything… he is certainly not backed by American agencies, or anything but the man he claims to be.
Actually, there are indeed anti-freak show laws in many states, although I doubt they would pass constitutional challenge.
(Sunny called Andrew Jackson “Jefferson” by the way. I know, it’s a joke…)