John Stringer is a 24 year old from Philadelphia. He and a gaggle of friends were attempting to navigate their way to the circus without the use of any GPS, because they shun all man-made goods, so they took the train for a while, then a car, then hired a taxi, and somewhere along the line took at least one wrong turn. “We were trying to go to the circus, because…well, because it’s fun! And because, maybe they’d give us jobs, because, like, no one else will. And we, like, we have tattoos and s**t, and like, our clothes aren’t from Brooks Brothers, so no one will hire us to do normal s**t. But f**k it, we don’t want to do normal s**t anyway! We’re like snowflakes. We are all unique. The circus appreciates that, but like, now, we’re getting fed so we’ll stay here and hold up some signs until they run out of food to give us. Maybe we can stay here all year. This is so cool, man.”
John Stringer, "I don't know why I can't find work. I'm a snowflake."
According to John and his friends, when they arrived they weren’t sure just what to do or how to backtrack and go to the circus. So they started doing tai chi in the park and then several TV news crews showed up because, hey, that’s weird. As John tells it, it was a reporter who put the protest idea in their head in the first place, asking, “ So are you guys here because of corporate greed and anger at Wall Street for your joblessness?” “Hell, yeah!” was their answer.
Yeah!! Because those profit-making robots are killing us!
This was hilarious! I loved it!
Aren’t Soros, Moore, SEIU, ACORN, CAIR, ISNA, Obama, Holder, NBPP, the Unions, Union Chiefs…
all part of the 1%? Just asking.
There’s a little catch there, Sunny. When you trim too much of the bill away, what’s left won’t be accepted. So, trim away too much, half or more, what’s left to the taxpayer is worthless. Ahhh, consider the old silver dimes struck before 1965. I’m told that it is now worth three dollars and change. It used to be worth ten cents. The dime hasn’t changed. So, what does this tell us? The purchasing power of the three dollars and change now is the same as ten cents was in 1964. In other words, the dollar is worthless. Add on the deductions you demonstrated and what is left?
SOMETHING FOR NOTHING $hit in
“It’s all about me and my needs.”
You turned a park into a 5 acre urinal
You killed small business due to your violent vulgar presence
And this is what democrats align themselves with ?
Cash your check from Soros/SEIU, point your birkenstocks back towards your parents basement where
You live, smoke another bowl and continue to dillude yourself that you mad a difference
The rest of us have to go back to work so we can pay taxes to put the park back in shape
Assholes!!!!
Welcome Sunny, you bring to the party a fun addition for the PJ Media groopies to enjoy.
I read your piece on OWS and the content seemed so logical to me that it was not until the disclaimer at the end that I realized it was satire…satire so close to reality is truly great satire. (I thought I recognized the protester with his finger “THROUGH” his nose from earlier videos of the goings on at Liberty/ Zuccotti park.)
Looking forward to more from your link.
Thank you Roger for keeping PJM an evolving source of information and entertainment, and thank you Claudia Rosett for introducing me to Pajamas…oops, PJ Media
Just great young lady just great!
redball6
I love this Sunny! Thank you Roger.
IT’s snowing on Wall St. They’ll all expectus to pay for their pneumonia treatments as they don’t work. Guess it’s hard to get a job when you take useless majors in college.
– are still scary.
GREAT PIECE! It is INSANE that they are sometimes mentioned in the same breath as the Tea Party…. But found another way to laugh at it. This guy did a FUNNY vid that uses FOOD to make fun of the Nuts downtown….. Worth a click for a LOL Funny Occupy Wall Street Dinner!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z02HHKSd8pw
Sunny,
Became a fan with your hilarious video on wearing the hijab. Thank God for satire. Without it, we might all go mad. Keep it up. More and more of us love you.
Good stuff. Crank up the calliope! Sunny is hilarious. I’ve watched her hajib youtube three or four times now, and it still cracks me up. Yeah it really astounds me that Democrat officeholders are not running like scalded dogs from this “movement” of the unemployable.
A 1%er is an outlaw biker. If hippies keep baiting those guys they’ll get stomped like rats in a closet.
Snowflakes of the world unite! Giant Snowballs!
If baiting fools into self-humiliation isn’t a crime, then it should be.
So what if Soros were funding the protests? It’s not like he’s part of the government or anything… he is certainly not backed by American agencies, or anything but the man he claims to be.
Actually, there are indeed anti-freak show laws in many states, although I doubt they would pass constitutional challenge.
(Sunny called Andrew Jackson “Jefferson” by the way. I know, it’s a joke…)