President Obama, After Reading AttackWatch.com Submissions, Realizes He Actually Does Suck
Yay! You're great Obama! Yes you can! Yes you can!
It remains to be seen what sort of president will emerge from the re-programming. Will we get another speech saying that we should tax the wealthy and spend it on construction jobs or will we get a decidedly different, humbled president, who looks back on his first few years in office with a shudder? No one can yet say.
When asked to comment on these developments, Republican front-runner Rick Perry said glibly, “I would never, ever allow all the solid arguments against my ideas and actions to be put in one place where anyone, including, or dare I say especially, me, could see them. That he did allow that just shows how Obama is not fit to lead this country. What a dummy!”
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Sunny is a political satirist whose videos have been getting a lot of attention in the blogosphere. Find out more about Sunny by checking out her blog, House of Sunny. And enjoy her most recent Youtube hit here:
Ridicule is our best weapon.
From Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals, Tactics: 5. “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.”
IOW, yep!
– you beautiful bastard, we read your book!!
Thanks for the morning smile. Loved the video
Whew! I kind’a figured this was leading to a “dream”…OK, I’m awake now.
Although laughter is the best medicine, it’s still no cure for what ails America. And quite frankly, although a smile did cross my lips, seeing the litany of this president’s disasters ultimately left me depressed and silently screaming – “Please, no more”!
Funny. When reading Obama’s supposed speech, I could hear him saying it in my mind! Very enjoyable
Love it! Especially “Habitat for Hamas.” In a you-can’t-make-this-stuff-up reversal, a few Enlightened voices in NYC have been describing Park51, AKA the Ground Zero mosque, as the gift of a free nondenominational community center from the Muslim community to the neighborhood …
But I feel I must correct Sunny on something she says in passing on the subject of female genital cutting: It’s not her father and uncles holding the child down and doing the deed, it’s her mother and aunts. This makes it even worse in my mind. Notice really should be taken of the role of willing, even fanatical women reinforcing their own position in traditional Islamic culture. Submission gives meaning to their lives; it’s not just the threat of male violence that maintains the status quo.
I thought “hmmm, I’ve missed several months, it’s April first”.
To bad it’s not true. If he could actually have a real epiphany and realize what he has done wrong he could start to fix things and actually become a great president.
Doubt it.
I don’t think that is exactly what he’s thinking. IMHBLO, he’s thinking he believed he had a workable plan through the election. Now, he has to do a ‘recalc’ and redeploy. One more thing to do…
Admit he’s a hemorrhoid to the world? not likely. Socialists NEVER give up. They are like a incurable “progressive” disease (or radical islam). They just keep getting worse.
“IMHBLO” ??
What does that mean? I’m guessing “In My Humble But Laughable Opinion”….
DITTO Ian. What a great way to start a Sunday morning. All smiles.
I saw no humor in it at all. I had actually thought/hoped Obama had come to his senses and realized just how much damage he’s done/doing to OUR country, and decided against re-running.
I had actually thought/hoped Obama had come to his senses and realized just how much damage he’s done/doing to OUR country, and decided against re-running.
In the words of the song “To dream the impossible dream”….
REALITY CHECK: It is time to wake up to the world around you. The Tea Party Know Nothings are on a steady decline since the Tea Party credit rating downgrade. The public opinion polls show little respect for the Tea Party Know Nothings.
There is no such thing as “liberal socialist experiment.” It is obvious that you have no understanding for the political ideology known as socialism. Socialism is an economic system in which the means of production are state owned. This obviously is NOT in evidence in the USA today.
The debt ceiling has had to be raised to meet the obligations set forth by the Republican agenda. The additions of the debt that have been added by President Obama have been as follows:
1) $1.4 trillion to pay the interests costs on the Bush accumulated debt
2) $1.3 trillion to pay for the Bush wars of choice in Iraq and Afghanistan
3) $800 bill for the Stimulus necessitated to keep the Bush recession from becoming an economic depression
The immoral George W. Bush added $10 trillion to the debt when he launched two unnecessary wars in Iraq and Afghanistan based on a series of lies and in a pattern of deception. Historians will record that the incompetent George W. Bush was the WORST man to ever serve as President because of his legacy of destruction for eight years.
The rise in unemployment and gas prices began in the last two quarters of the Bush regime. The net result of the Bush recession has been the collapsing of the real estate market and the rise in food costs.
There has been no rise in health care costs because of the Affordable Health Care Act which was signed into law by President Obama. All phases of this new legislation have not yet been implemented. Therefore, there is no justification for claiming that health costs have increased because of the new legislation. The reality is that health care costs have been on a steady increase for the last two decades.
There has been no “liberal socialist” redistribution of wealth since January 2009 when President Obama began the task of repairing the substantial damage done by the corrupt Bush/Cheney regime.
THE GOAL OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS TO MAKE THIS NATION INTO A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.
“THE GOAL OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS TO MAKE THIS NATION INTO A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.”
Ladies and gentlemen, clearly, he’s on to us. So I must ask you, before we proceed any further, which one of you let the cat out of the bag?
Obviously, we should have never trusted Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Maxine Waters to keep their mouths shut, but Prince Fielder and Alex Rodriguez still seem to be holding their own.
Wheeeeeeeeheeheeheeheehee!
Egads! Do you think anyone has shown them the secret handshake? Our little plot is doomed. DOOMED!
No, no, no, Questionman. The goal of the Republican Party is to take your precious bodily fluids and process them into grease for Dick Cheney’s Hurricane Machine. We’d use them to actually fuel the machine, but puppy tears are cheaper.
REALITY CHECK: It is time to wake up to the world around you. The Tea Party Know Nothings are on a steady decline since the Tea Party credit rating downgrade. The public opinion polls show little respect for the Tea Party Know Nothings.
There is no such thing as “liberal socialist experiment.” It is obvious that you have no understanding for the political ideology known as socialism. Socialism is an economic system in which the means of production are state owned. This obviously is NOT in evidence in the USA today.
The debt ceiling has had to be raised to meet the obligations set forth by the Republican agenda. The additions of the debt that have been added by President Obama have been as follows:
1) $1.4 trillion to pay the interests costs on the Bush accumulated debt
2) $1.3 trillion to pay for the Bush wars of choice in Iraq and Afghanistan
3) $800 bill for the Stimulus necessitated to keep the Bush recession from becoming an economic depression
The immoral George W. Bush added $10 trillion to the debt when he launched two unnecessary wars in Iraq and Afghanistan based on a series of lies and in a pattern of deception. Historians will record that the incompetent George W. Bush was the WORST man to ever serve as President because of his legacy of destruction for eight years.
The rise in unemployment and gas prices began in the last two quarters of the Bush regime. The net result of the Bush recession has been the collapsing of the real estate market and the rise in food costs.
There has been no rise in health care costs because of the Affordable Health Care Act which was signed into law by President Obama. All phases of this new legislation have not yet been implemented. Therefore, there is no justification for claiming that health costs have increased because of the new legislation. The reality is that health care costs have been on a steady increase for the last two decades.
There has been no “liberal socialist” redistribution of wealth since January 2009 when President Obama began the task of repairing the substantial damage done by the corrupt Bush/Cheney regime.
LOL! Oh, dude that’s really funny…wait, you’re serious, aren’t you?
You know, this reminds me of a bit of family history I vaguely remember: my mother and father (both passed away some years ago) were absolute flaming libs (I’m the black sheep of the family, being the only rabid right-winger). Family legend has it that they considered joining the Communist Party shortly after they were married, but didn’t when they found out the Communists had no sense of humor. Exhibit A: Questionman.
his policies saved this country from going over a cliff…if the BANANA REPUBLICans continue to sidetrack his plans to bring this country out of recession, he will not succeed…the conservatives don’t care whether we recover or not…every day, more and more middle class Americans drop thru the grate into the sewer of despair…be prepared for the New American Revolution…the Wall Street marches are already beginning to bring violence to the streets…it will only escalate.
test, your Grade = F = failure to capitalize “h” = suggesting His weakness in your own mind and your possible teaparty-based treachery! = failure to get invited to His Glorious WH Galas! [mmm...mmm...mmm]
Recognizable as mockery immediately; This will NEVER HAPPEN.
YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO “ATTACK WATCH”.
Joan is absolutely right. Ridicule is the best weapon.
I reported myself and they are now sending me campaign solicitations.
“I reported myself and they are now sending me campaign solicitations.”
Out of curiousity I logged on last week to see what it was all about and noticed the first thing they asked for is a donation.
You want to be a snitch, but you first have to pay the club dues? Niccceeeee.
You actually gave them an e-mail address you check? Foolish person.
Sure. I even told them I wanted to make a report to their stupid, fascist site before they took it down.
You know what they did?
They asked me to volunteer for his re-election campaign and then they started bugging me for money.
I think maybe I should volunteer. I could be the Gilligan to their island.
BRILLIANT!! Imagine if a hundred, a thousand, or 100 thousand of us did that! I think you really have something there!
Alderaan,
This is a pretty damned good idea. I suggest getting people involved with it…
They already have a Gilligan. Too bad he’s POTUS!
Kinda like voting in the village idiot to Mayor.
Now THIS is the kind of change we can all hope for!
Obama actually needs a web site to tell him he stinks? All he needs to do is pick up a newspaper on any given day and read the news. And remember, the main stream media actually LOVES this guy. Only the election in 2012 will get rid of this stink.
“Now that was funny right there. If you don’t think that was funny, you might as well go home and shoot yourself right now” – Larry the Cable Guy
The morons thought the adoring masses would flock to O’s defense, that’s what happens when you are both stupid and living in a media bubble. “Duh, what next?” Maybe they should check with the NY Times, one set of crazies to another.
I’m still very concerned that this man will win re-election.I have a tremendous gut feeling that this will happen.I knew way back when he gave that
speech at the democratic convention,some body(?)would push him into the WH.
My intuition hasn’t failed me yet.
I beg GOD to prove me wrong in Nov.2012.
Joanne, we need to have a very large lead going into this election to counter all the cheating!
Last election, I won 20; there’s going to be a conservative split vote, of course, he will be re-elected—the people don’t stand a chance—they’re so corrupt—the people are; I don’t know why more people are so unable to see this; but, Biden will finish his term and take usa into war, . . . a real war—not this tired ol’ beat-up somebody stuff, . . .
Remember that most Americans don’t vote – and the margin between presidential candidates is always fairly slim. Then go vote, and take everyone who thinks your way to vote. Hold “vote” parties. Get your friends and family together, go vote together, then have drinks. Volunteer for your candidate, then for the GOP candidate no matter who that may be. Put signs in your yard, stickers on your car. Put a flag up; studies indicate an American flag influences people to vote conservative. Every little bit will help.
Wringing your hands and despairing won’t get Obama out. Only action will remove him. So act.
Welcome to Pajamas Sunny, and thanks to talent scout Roger.
Humor is indeed an indispensible means to unmasking human folly; control for smilers can’t be bought.
Love ya Sunny! Internet is too slow here in Afghanistan to enjoy the YouTube vids, but will be home soon and can’t wait to watch all of them!
Can you report Obama to #attackwatch for me?
He promised us Hopey Changey(the Skittles shatting Unicorn), and that I would not have to come out to this cesspool of a country if he got elected. Don’t really care about the unicorn(though I bet it would grill up real nice) but his “new tone” is being ignored by the Taliban and they keep destroying the environment with the rockets they lob at us.
You can’t get thrown out of the military for being homosexual, but I bet they would toss me out in a heartbeat if I was critical of the One on their Big Brother site. Help me out and you can have my unicorn steak.
WASHINGTON (AP) — In a fiery summons to an important voting block, President Obama told blacks on Saturday to quit crying and complaining and “put on your marching shoes” to follow him into battle for jobs and opportunity.
“It gets folks discouraged. I know. I listen to some of y’all,” Obama told an audience of some 3,000 in a darkened Washington convention center.
“Let’s be more tolerant of intolerance”
LMFAO!
That video was freaking awesome!
I can’t decide if Obama is on medication, or off of his meds.
I’ve been thinking for quite awhile that he is losing it.
If BO actually read AttackWatch entries I think they would find him curled in a fetal position somewhere sucking his thumb.
Will the worm turn?..will the squishy mercurial independents who gazed starry eyed at this empty suit and help this silly man become president come to their senses? Maybe.. if they take their lips off the teat of middle class entitlements
and opt to embrace liberty.. As for me, I’ll continue to go Galt.
Why was my post moderated? I’m in total support of Sunny. WTF?
All your post are belong to us!
I loved this! We do need to use some of their own methods against them. And Obama gives us so much to work with!
The video is awesome.
It should be required viewing in every humor school in the country and maybe even other schools.
You know what would make it all right? If they impeached Obama. No?
Sun-NEE .. Sun-NEE .. Sun-NEE
Good stuff. Love the video.
so when MIchelle wore the red dress with the giant black X to his inauguration
(http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/fashion/images/2008/11/05/michelle_obama_red_black_dress.png) and people said it represents Militancy, the Malcolm X Black Panthers or the colors of the anarchist movement I guess they were wrong- we can see on attack watch, the O is using the NAZI colors, Hitler’s choice, red black white-
as all his others logos are Red White Blue
is this another not so subtle message?
Obama’s policies have been so ridiculous, they deserve as much satire as we can heap on them. That’s one of the best ways to puncture the pretensions of the Left. Bravo, Sunny!
(And thank you for the bonus video!)
The scary thing about that video was that I’ve talked to people who are just like that. And not in a parody-way.
Awesome! More of Sunny, please!!
Sunny is the best!
Welcome to PJM Sunny. I look forward to more Sunny!
test
I’d give it a good solid B+, but all our tests are open-book around here.
FAIL for sure, Ed.
test and questionman are at the wrong web site. They think they are at Al Jezeera, and that somebody here actually cares about their drivel.
I can’t believe that the creators of “Attack Watch” really intended the thing to be taken seriously particularly when they used red and white lettering against a black background. That gave it a whiff of Nuremberg Rally-style placarding right from the get-go.
This site was undoubtedly created to give Obama’s minions hte chance to let off a little steam and build a mailing list of e-addresses. There is also a feature that allows you (if so inclined) to donate to the 2012 campaign fund. All in all a very clumsy and risable web page.
Calling that site clumsy was a major understatement. We can now add ‘Website Design’ to Obama’s growing list of failures. I am going to submit that site to http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/
This was hilarious. I loved it.
Soooooo………we are still screwed.
hello. much needed humor; put down my flash mob middle east riot scheduling…, dunked my apple in coffee; had the illegal gardener moon the postal carrier; and forwarded this to my gun walking buds at the solar power company on Wall Street. if i had a job, i may even have laughed.
An article The Onion would be proud of. Too bad it could never be true.
By all means join their “movment” and act as our eyes and ears. Especially be careful to observe and document all attempts at ballot box stuffing, disenfranchising military voters, registration of ineligable or dead people to vote and manipulation of campaign funds. Be prepared to turn this over to law enforcement, friendly media and the blogosphere on a regular basis.
Also be prepared to sabotage their activities in any way possible.
There is a real war going on now, and we need the resistance movement to become active in support of the TEA Party movement and the political process.
This isn’t over in 2012 by any means. Every downline election needs to be fought tooth and nail for a TEA Party movement candidate, from dog catcher on up. We also have to go downline beyond the elections to start gaining influence in the media and academia by buying enough shares to become influential voting blocks of shareholders, and to kick out leftist University admininstrations. Taking charge of the culture is something else that the TEA Party movement needs to do in order to make lasting long term changes.
The Messiah has become a faith healer? Donate 50 dollars and we will hear your painfull plea?
You are priceless Sunny. Marry me?
Oh damn, I am already married.
Wait…I could convert to Islam!