MICHELLE MALKIN is trying to kill the bailout. Jonah Goldberg is writing about coprophagia. “The Senate managed to dress the sandwich so that it is in fact much more craptacular than the House version. Whatever defense one can muster for the wooden arrow tax breaks (take that fiberglass arrow-making scum!), it’s just bizarre from the standard of earth logic.”

UPDATE: New business opportunity: Voter Anger Management! It’s too late for this election cycle, but the bipartisan voter unhappiness might give a shot in the arm to a third-party populist movement.

Plus, an economist calls the latest version of the bill a “pinata of ridiculousness.” And yet, not as ridiculous as the Congress that produced it . . . .

ANOTHER UPDATE: The bailout bill has carbon tax provisions?