A BLOODY WEEKEND: In Chicago.

UPDATE: Reader John Steakley emails, “Obviously an elaborate hoax, since Chicago has no guns.” You do seem to get these 32 shootings this weekend headlines from places with strict gun controls, don’t you? It’s almost enough to make you lose faith in the whole enterprise.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Reader Phil Manhard emails: “It’s a quagmire! If elected president, I promise to bring all Americans home from Chicago by the end of the year…” These people have been killing each other for decades. There’s nothing we can do to make things better. Our efforts will only strengthen the covert cross-border influence of the cheeseites from neighboring Wisconsin.