"NEVER PICK A FIGHT WITH A GUY WHO BUYS INK BY THE BARREL:" That's old wisdom. The new wisdom -- being taught to a guy at the Star Tribune -- is don't pick a fight with guys who buy pixels by the passel. And who know how to use Google. Just keep scrolling.
UPDATE: Reader Ken Watson emails: "'Ink?' What is this... 'ink'?"
It's what people used before pixels. Some publications still use it!