ROBBER MEETS MATCH IN WEST VIRGINIA:

A guy tried to rob the place around 9 p.m.

A lawyer from D.C. and a few cooks and waitresses stopped him. Cold.

Huntington Police Lt. B.J. Wamsley told the Herald-Dispatch: “When we got there, waitresses, cooks and managers were piled on top of him near the front sidewalk. It was amazing because the man is 6-foot-2-inches and about 200 pounds — that’s pretty big for those small waitresses.”

Heh.