THE DOW-JONES HITS a new record.

UPDATE: Well, I said I’m usually wrong about these things. Alternative argument: It all depends on what the meaning of “a while is.” Apparently, “a while” means “less than two months!” But I actually don’t expect a lot more upside here. Which means . . . not much. If you’re coming to InstaPundit for investment advice, well . . . you obviously haven’t been watching my portfolio.