DRUNKEN ASTRONAUTS: The story is looking a bit thin:

For those hoping for juicy details on the drunk astronauts, there aren’t any. The review panel was told of anecdotes of two astronauts who were intoxicated just prior to flight. However, the panel did not pass on information identifying the individuals or the flights. NASA officials said they were investigating but could not say whether the incidents actually occurred.

Hmm.

UPDATE: Jay Leno: “Maybe that’s why they call it the Kennedy Space Center.”