AMERICAN JEWS ARE THE PROBLEM says French Foreign Minister Hubert Vedrine. Ah, the sophisticated diplomacy of the smooth, suave French!

American Jews respond: “You’re a loser! Your boss lost to Le Pen! Loser! L-o-o-o-o-ser! Did we mention you’re a loser?” Uh, I’m just guessing about that part, actually. Er, excuse me: a la Alterman, I’m being “prophetic” about their views.

UPDATE: Read Jonah Goldberg’s take on this.