DISPATCHES FROM THE BATHROOM WARS: New York College Decides To Make ALL Bathrooms Gender-Neutral: “Instead of being classified as ‘men’s,’ ‘women’s,’ or single-occupancy restrooms, all facilities at the Cooper Union will carry descriptive signs describing exactly what lies within. Former men’s rooms, for instance, are now described as ‘urinals and stalls,’ while former women’s rooms now carry the label ‘stalls only.’ Regardless of their type, all bathrooms will be open to whomever wants to use them. According to Inside Higher Education, Cooper Union appears to be the first college in the country to entirely de-gender all of its bathroom facilities.”

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