ISN’T EVERYTHING? Sumo Wrestling Fat Suit Declared ‘White Supremacist Racism’ at UC–Davis.

Meanwhile, “Students at Clare College in Cambridge are objecting to an ‘Orient Express’ themed party on the grounds that it’s racist, ‘toxic,’ ‘gross,’ and perpetuates tourist privilege.”

Geez — Hercule Poirot could kick these kids’ asses six ways to Belgium, and not even get a stain on his spats.

Perhaps a nice, relaxing facial would calm the hair-trigger nerves of the average screaming campus garbage baby* on either side of the Atlantic. Oh wait – “U. Wisconsin chancellor mistakes skincare masks for blackface, rips students for ‘racist’ photo.”

Fortunately though, one former college administrator has finally found peace in her safe space – and vice-versa: “Mizzou rejects fired Prof. Melissa Click’s appeal.”

To be fair, her appeal has become awfully selective these days, as Spinal Tap’s manager Ian Faith would say.

* Classical reference.