THIS WAS THE SORT OF WARNING SIGN WE IGNORED BEFORE THE FORMER CAST OF DIFF’RENT STROKES BEGAN THEIR DESCENT INTO ARMED ROBBERY: Disaster Pants: Will Wheaton Attempts a Brief Defense of “BernieBros,” Then Collapses Into a Quivering Pile of Shame and Fear.

Knowing how much the phrase drives him mad, I was going to do a “Shut up, Wesley” sort of headline, and then realized that it’s much more Schadenfreude-licious to watch the former child actor keep getting kafkatrapped by his fellow leftists all day. The revolution devours its own — and sometimes stops for an afternoon snack along the way as well.