SOUTH PARK FINDS OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN THE POLICE OUT OF TOWN:

When Officer Barbrady accidentally shoots an unarmed 6-year-old Latino boy, the town of South Park rises up to get rid of the police, in the episode “Naughty Ninjas.” (“We’ve only had a Whole Foods for a month, and already, we don’t need cops. So cool.”)

In a montage set to “F*** the Police” by N.W.A., the white yuppies are shown dancing, holding glasses of wine and flipping the bird to the police. But when the South Park boys start dressing as ninjas to chase away the vagrants outside Kenny’s house when the police won’t, the townspeople think ISIS has taken over – and worse: the homeless people have started camping out outside Whole Foods!

Now the town suddenly realizes they need their police force back.

ISIS you say? Really, how bad could they be? Ms. Magazine tells me that they’re merely the equivalent of “Progressive” Obama-voting college administrators: