THERE’S GOT TO BE A MORNING AFTER: Roger Kimball looks into his crystal ball and sees visions of the day after the election:

Hillary’s divorce was a shock, but it was nothing compared to what happened next.

I don’t think anyone could have predicted that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton would actually join forces and convince the American people to elect them as co-presidents. Looking back, of course, it all makes sense.

Join me, Donald, and together we can rule the galaxy…It..is..your…destiny.