DALEK AND THE DOMINOES: “Im-per-son-ate! Angry dwarf is jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and pretending to be a Dalek in row which led to him being Tasered twice by police:”

An angry dwarf has been jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and threatening to kill two carers while impersonating a Doctor Who Dalek.

Ian Salter-Bromley, 55, filled his mouth with dominoes before shouting ‘Exterminate! Exterminate!’ in a row which led to him being Tasered twice by police.

Oh, to be in England when the angry dwarf Daleks in wheelchairs duel with the authorities…